Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
RIPD - a supernatural comedy about a police department for ghosts. i'm not even joking. that's worse than 'jaws with paws'.
more please!
more please!
RIPD - a supernatural comedy about a police department for ghosts. i'm not even joking. that's worse than 'jaws with paws'.
more please!
Chev Chelios is a professional assassin working for the West Coast crime syndicate. Chev's girlfriend Eve doesn't know what Chev does and Chev is planning to quit the crime syndicate so he can spend more time with her. But for Chev, things about to get very bad, when he learns he has been injected with a poison called "The Beijing Cocktail" by his rival Verona, which will kill him if his heart rate drops. Trying to stay alive and seeking help from friend, Kaylo and Doc Miles, to keep his heart pumping. Chev sets out to find answers as well as protecting Eve, and get his revenge on those who have betrayed him before the poison kills him.
Jews with pews, hard hitting doco on the electoral cross-over in the 80s/90s between US based zionism and millenarian Christianity.RIPD - a supernatural comedy about a police department for ghosts. i'm not even joking. that's worse than 'jaws with paws'.
more please!
Good news! Gerard Butler has already signed up!All romantic comedies.
Sample pitch: Right so Jennifer Anniston is playing a single woman living in New York who meets some quirky-but-adorable guy and there's some kind of plot hook we haven't thought of yet like he's secretly a member of the Ukrainian royal family going undercover to experience life as a normal guy or Anniston is pregnant with a baby from a failed relationship with an Indonesian prince and the baby will be king of Indonesia one day or the guy still wets the bed or some shit like that. We've got enough stock footage from near-identical films that we can get away with about forty-five minutes of principal photography and we can save more money by hiring an illiterate Chinese peasant child to write the script. Throw in the product placement money and we'll be in the black before we even get the fucking thing into theatres, what's not to like?
Good news! Gerard Butler has already signed up!
Danny Dyer trapped inside Tamer Hassan's arsehole .
A film. It's got Nicholas Cave in it.
Like the brilliant Ghosts... of the Civil Dead ?
Like the brilliant Ghosts... of the Civil Dead ?
My stupid phone auto corrected.
Idea for a film extravaganza; plot thus: Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future, and pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer.
LL Cool J IS DisraeliBruce Willis IS William Gladstone