Massive massive grovelling public apology to Steve Bradley

[Mrs Magpie]

It's just been pointed out to me by email by a local mate that the councillor introduced to me as Steve at some local do who prattled on about local business partnerships and who made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up with distrust is this man.

In fact my mate called me a total plank which was an understatement. I've been labouring under a really stupid delusion about who is who.
Mr Bradley, PM me the name of the place and time of your convenience and I'll buy you a drink and apologise in person.

edited in the morning because I missed out a whole word. Blame my shame.

 

[Maidmarian]

It's just been pointed out to me by email by a local mate that the councillor introduced to me as Steve at some local do who prattled on about local business partnerships and who made the hairs on the back of my stand up with distrust is this man.

In fact my mate called me a total plank which was an understatement. I've been labouring under a really stupid delusion about who is who.
Mr Bradley, PM me the name of the place and time of your convenience and I'll buy you a drink and apologise in person.

Fair do's Mrs M

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Jolly good of you Mrs M but I can help but think that it's not the Urban way....

 

[Mrs Magpie]

PM me the name of the place and time of your convenience

It's been now pointed out to me that it looks as if I'm asking to meet him a loo. Is there no end to my week of fail?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fair play Mrs M. You kept your word

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's been now pointed out to me that it looks as if I'm asking to meet him a loo. Is there no end to my week of fail?

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

It's been now pointed out to me that it looks as if I'm asking to meet him a loo. Is there no end to my week of fail?

only a few days to go

 

[editor]

The men's toilet in the Albert is always a delightful place for a meeting. Don't forget to bring a canoe.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's just been pointed out to me by email by a local mate that the councillor introduced to me as Steve at some local do who prattled on about local business partnerships and who made the hairs on the back of my stand up with distrust is this man.

In fact my mate called me a total plank which was an understatement. I've been labouring under a really stupid delusion about who is who.
Mr Bradley, PM me the name of the place and time of your convenience and I'll buy you a drink and apologise in person.

never apologise, it's a sign of weakness

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Well right now I feel as weak as a kitten with shame and embarrassment.

 

[Maidmarian]

It's been now pointed out to me that it looks as if I'm asking to meet him a loo. Is there no end to my week of fail?

You mean that WASN'T what you meant ???

I want my "like" back !!!!

 

[quimcunx]

I'm very confused. You're describing him as a prattling creep who makes your hair bristle with mistrust as an apology?

I'm reading something wrong.

Anyway. Well done It's never easy to apologise.

 

[gabi]

never apologise, it's a sign of weakness

Lol... Quite the opposite...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Blame the new boards for getting you all confused

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm very confused. You're describing him as a prattling creep who makes your hair bristle with mistrust as an apology?

I'm reading something wrong.

Anyway. Well done It's never easy to apologise.

She's got Steve Bradley mixed up with Steve Reed I think

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I'm very confused. You're describing him as a prattling creep who makes your hair bristle with mistrust as an apology?

I'm reading something wrong.

Anyway. Well done It's never easy to apologise.

She's got Steve Bradley mixed up with Steve Reed I think

This

 

[Mrs Magpie]

In my defence I wasn't told or didn't catch the surname. That's not a defence though. Mea culpa

 

[quimcunx]

Ah. I understand. I foresee a beautiful friendship.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ah. I understand. I foresee a beautiful friendship.

with kittens

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Blame the new boards for getting you all confused

I've been labouring under this delusion for about three years I think.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've been labouring under this delusion for about three years I think.

Old age then?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Galloping senility

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Galloping senility

Steve Bradley looks much nicer than Steve Reed, and I'm absolutely positive it was Steve Bradley who I chatted to about the supermarkets taking over everywhere (in relation to the new Sainsbury's on Brixton Hill thread).

 

[Mrs Magpie]

The Steve I met was a case of oozing charm from every pore, he oiled his way across the floor and I remembered something my granny warned me about as she was using that very phrase. I shall forever think of the Steve I met as The Wrong Steve. I need these mnemonics more and more these days.

I've now googled The Wronged Steve and I've never met him in my life

You're right Minnie, the Steve I've never met looks much nicer.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The Steve I met was a case of oozing charm from every pore, he oiled his way across the floor and I remembered something my granny warned me about as she was using that very phrase. I shall forever think of the Steve I met as The Wrong Steve. I need these mnemonics more and more these days.

I've now googled The Wronged Steve and I've never met him in my life

You're right Minnie, the Steve I've never met looks much nicer.

The Wronged Steve has the look of someone you could enjoy a pint with.

 

[Winot]

Kudos to Mrs M.

 

[quimcunx]

I'm looking forward to the thread after MrsM discovers Wrong Steve donated his kidney to a kitten.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

You're going to have to give him a trophy in those toilerts to make up for your wrong doings.

 

[gaijingirl]

I think gaijinboy plays football with the "right Steve" - he seems quite sound to me from what I've read/heard about him..

We all make mistakes though - even Mrs M (albeit v. v. rarely!).

I'm sure he'll enjoy having an encounter with you in a public toilet...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're going to have to give him a trophy in those toilerts to make up for your wrong doings.

I reckon Wronged Steve will end up with lots of trophies from all his likes