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Do you have a Glastonbury story to tell?

Ruby 1979

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Hi everyone,

I'm writing a crowd-sourced novel about Glastonbury festival, and I'm looking for people who have a Glastonbury story to tell.

It might be a big story, like the year you gave birth, fell in love, or found yourself. Or the time you lost all your friends, your inhibitions, or even your mind. But I want the little stories too – the Glastonbury moments that couldn’t have happened anywhere else (and which you tell to people who’ve never been, and they just don’t get it).

You can find out more about the project here: [ed: link removed]
But I'll also post my favourite story from the site so far, just to whet your appetite:

"My first Glastonbury, 1995. It cost £65. I was 17, and fairly wet behind the ears. It blew my mind. The scale, noise, chaos. I was drunk on sherry I had pinched from the back of the tins cupboard at home, and stoned sideways. I had bin bags for shoes. I was using creme de menthe as toothpaste. PJ Harvey was playing, and she was my icon. I fell in love with the man I was to spend the next 15 years with- watching him swaying like a drunk sailor in a storm at her gig in a short skirt. Later he was seen stalking the campsite with his mohawk and a ghettoblaster playing the cape fear soundtrack, whirly-eyed on acid. It was also the start of many friendships that continue today…Glastonbury is a psychedelic playground, where you earn your buddy stripes! Later, I met a traveller with no teeth called Angel who offered to take me around the west country in his Merry Pranksters style bus. I would have gone, too – if I had remembered to meet him (lucky escape there!) A man dressed as Jesus slept outside our tent one night, we let him in, and he stole the sherry and the creme de menthe, confirming my suspicions about Christianity. Your first Glastonbury leaves a mark. The mark of the BEAST!"

Oh, and if writing down a whole story sounds like too much effort, I'm also collecting material on Twitter (@glasto_novel), using the hashtag #myfirstglasto.

Thanks for reading!

Ruby
 
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I remember Ruddy Yurts whipping the crown into an angry frenzy by refusing to finish his encore. He dragged out a version of "Green Coffee Cup" to over 20 minutes before being physically dragged from the stage by three bouncers and two members of The Funkatronic Metal Band.
 
I wonder what the OP made of all the Glastonbury stories here already then?

I enjoyed them very much, thanks. But I'd rather not use stories unless their authors have given me permission to do so, which is why I started this thread. I also thought people might find it fun...
 
it's not strictly a novel is it?

Not yet, no. But it will be. I realise that crowd-sourcing the material is unconventional but I don't intend to just cobble together a load of anecdotes and call it a novel. I will use that material to create a novel with multiple viewpoints and narrative threads, that starts in 1970 and ends in 2020.
 
I'm writing a crowd-sourced novel about Glastonbury festival, and I'm looking for people who have a Glastonbury story to tell.
more details please, who're you writing it for, how will it be published, is it done in conjunction with glasto, what credit will those contributing stories receive etc.
 
Ah, I see now that the mod has removed the link to my project. Oh well. It's not a commercial website, but maybe I misunderstood the rules here. If anyone happens to be interested, you can google 'Glastonbury Novel Project' and it will come up.
 
more details please, who're you writing it for, how will it be published, is it done in conjunction with glasto, what credit will those contributing stories receive etc.

I'm writing it for myself and all Glasto lovers (although I couldn't promise the final result will please everybody). I hope to get it published by a traditional publisher, but potentially I'd also consider crowd-funding (Kickstarter etc.) because the publishing industry moves incredibly slowly. I have a literary agent who is completely behind the project, and would be representing the novel once it's finished. I'm currently trying get a bit of momentum going before approaching Glastonbury Festival with the idea. Those contributing stories would be credited in the back of the book.

I have set up a website for the project but the link has been taken out of my post by the mod. You can find the website by googling 'Glastonbury Novel Project'.

Thanks
 
Ah, I see now that the mod has removed the link to my project. Oh well. It's not a commercial website, but maybe I misunderstood the rules here. If anyone happens to be interested, you can google 'Glastonbury Novel Project' and it will come up.

It's quite clear in point1 of the FAQs that is board is not intended for this kind of thing:

Please note that these are discussion boards and not a free resource for journalists/students/market researchers.

I suppose you could argue about whether you're a journalist or not (I'd say it falls into that category), but I guess editor has already accepted the post, just without the link, so who cares.

Anyway, my memory of glasto is "smack, crack and squidgy black" being offered in a full on birkenhead accent by dealers at various points around the site in the late 90s. If you use this anecdote as an aside in your book, I'd like my portion of the royalties to be donated to Transform please ;)
 
I suppose you could argue about whether you're a journalist or not (I'd say it falls into that category), but I guess editor has already accepted the post, just without the link, so who cares.
I think I've been rather generous. Festive spirit and all that :)
 
OK, apologies if this isn't the place to start a discussion about a creative project about Glastonbury...

Editor, thanks for your generosity.
 
I'm saving my stories for my Glastonbury memoirs (all 34 volumes of it). . . I'm sure it will be fascinating to no one :D
You have a photo of me that'd be good for the cover..... 'a stewards manager on his way back to work for a shift change'
 
You have a photo of me that'd be good for the cover..... 'a stewards manager on his way back to work for a shift change'
I love that photo :D it is the definition of 'sauntering'!

And my mad photo skills from the back of a moving landrover :thumbs:
 
OK, apologies if this isn't the place to start a discussion about a creative project about Glastonbury...

Editor, thanks for your generosity.
It's the right place to share stories about Glastonbury. It's not the place to cream off stories for your private, totally unrelated venture, though.
 
1995 was my first time, my mate Jim got mugged.

psychedelic playground my-hairy-hole.

i think that was the year my mate tel went, he got mugged too, at knife point. the next morning he was woken up by police and ambulance crews as the chap in the tent next to him had overdosed. after that he went home. didn't go again until 2007, which as we all know, was a swamp. some people are unlucky like that.

i'm sure i've got lots of good glastonbury stories from a decade of going. unfortunately, because of the way my brain works, i can only really remember the shit :(
 
It's the right place to share stories about Glastonbury. It's not the place to cream off stories for your private, totally unrelated venture, though.

If I wanted to just "cream off" stories about Glastonbury I could do that by nicking stuff from existing forum threads without anyone ever knowing I'd done it...until they found themselves in a novel, which I felt was an unethical way to go about sourcing material. Instead I asked people if they'd be willing to share stories.

The term "cream off" also implies some kind of shady, money-driven ulterior motive, when in fact I was trying to be as transparent as possible about my motives. I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing it because I want to create something meaningful. I'm just a person who had a creative idea and wanted to put it out there. If you deemed that inappropriate for this forum, then you didn't have to approve the post.

I'm not trying to antagonise or upset anyone.
 
It's the right place to share stories about Glastonbury. It's not the place to cream off stories for your private, totally unrelated venture, though.
tbh if she's going to write a story based on glastonbury, and only has post 2005 experiences to base it on herself, then I'd probably prefer it if she did have some proper pre2005 experiences to use, and let's face it we do have a fair few of such experiences between us to provide her with, or not as we choose.
 
I'm writing it for myself and all Glasto lovers (although I couldn't promise the final result will please everybody). I hope to get it published by a traditional publisher, but potentially I'd also consider crowd-funding (Kickstarter etc.) because the publishing industry moves incredibly slowly. I have a literary agent who is completely behind the project, and would be representing the novel once it's finished. I'm currently trying get a bit of momentum going before approaching Glastonbury Festival with the idea. Those contributing stories would be credited in the back of the book.

I have set up a website for the project but the link has been taken out of my post by the mod. You can find the website by googling 'Glastonbury Novel Project'.

Thanks
from what point of view is ti being written? paying punter, volunteer, performer, staff, or mix?
 
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