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Cheese Fans! How far do you dare go?

That has just made me feel even more queasey than I was doing already. Cheers. The bit about them jumping!!!! :eek: :eek:
 
I'd taste the cheese, but only sans larvae- I'm not so much up for the intestinal bleeding... :eek:
 
wikipedia said:
Risk of enteric myiasis: intestinal larval infection. Piophila casei larvae can pass through the stomach alive (human stomach acids do not usually kill them) and take up residency for some period of time in the intestines, where they can cause serious lesions as they attempt to bore through the intestinal walls. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and bloody diarrhea.

hmmm... let me think...

Strong cheese yes. Stupid cheese No.
 
Fucking excellent. Best bit of internet porn I've come accross all day, and at a really boring moment at work too :cool:

Illegal cheese that's rotting with larvae that can jump 8 foot and burrow through your intestine. You couldn't make that up!

Not on your nelly though :eek:
 
The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from the Sardinian for "tears") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (1/3 inch) long. When disturbed, the larvae can jump for distances up to 15 cm (6 inches), prompting recommendations of eye protection for those eating the cheese.

*vomits*
 
Now there's an example of a health-and-safety measure I fully support.
Suppurating, maggot-ridden cheese should be illegal dammit.
Or is it political correctness gone mad?:p

How keen do you think the Sardinian cheese inspectors must be to bust the distributors of this vile substance?

thanks for the link though ... fascinating if queasy stuff!
 
a mate of mine was given this by some friends in sardinia. she was a bit stoned and didn't know what was in the cheese till she'd eaten most.

she's a vegetarian

are maggots animals?
 
rubbershoes said:
a mate of mine was given this by some friends in sardinia. she was a bit stoned and didn't know what was in the cheese till she'd eaten most.

she's a vegetarian

are maggots animals?
Of course they are! They're not plants are they? They're baby flies in essence.
 
Dangers include: A risk of the decomposition advancing to a toxic state. (Folk wisdom in Sardinia holds that the presence of still-living larvae are an assurance that this has not yet happened.)

oh well thats alright then :eek:
no ta, i'll stick to me cheddar
 
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