Bulldozer fight as Chinese construction workers duel in the street

[editor]

Mash up in the streets!

Police in northern China say an argument between construction workers escalated into a demolition derby-style clash of heavy machinery that left at least two bulldozers flipped over in a street.

In online video taken Saturday, several bulldozers are seen ramming each other while passenger cars scurry away from the cloud of dust.

The video shows one driver running unhurt out of his toppled bulldozer, a fast-moving type also known as a wheel loader, while a friendly bulldozer tries to lift it back up.

The construction workers were from two companies competing for business, Xu Feng, a local government spokesman in Hebei province's Xingtang county, said Monday. He said he couldn't disclose details about arrests or injuries until an investigation concludes.

Bulldozer fight: Chinese construction workers duel in the street

 

[Virtual Blue]

fucking cool. that's like something i'd dream.

 

[Sprocket.]

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dads Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Someone call ITV, we have the next prime time Saturday show, JCB Wars

 

[Crispy]

Activate!

 

[Sprocket.]

Someone call ITV, we have the next prime time Saturday show, JCB Wars

Construction wars live from the alleged Northern Powerhouse!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Construction wars live from the alleged Northern Powerhouse!

Derek from Barnsley is fighting Steve from Newcastle, the prize, a free tin of beans.

 

[PursuedByBears]

I'd watch that.

 

[Sprocket.]

Derek from Barnsley is fighting Steve from Newcastle, the prize, a free tin of beans.

With cheese, but what goes first? For a bonus sausage!

 

[JimW]

I posted this in the bandwidth thread yesterday [emoji35] Wouldn't mind but you've got more likes

 

[BlackArab]

Only a former car insurance employee like myself would look at the video and wonder who would be liable for the damage and whiplash

 

[fucthest8]

Someone call ITV, we have the next prime time Saturday show, JCB Wars

It'd be better than most of the shit they have on. Once it got boring they could do a Celebrity version, with twats like Ant and fucking Dec being chased by JCBs until they got hospitalised.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I like the last shot where there are some kind of official folk surveying the scene like a parent or teacher looking at the mess fighting kids have made.

"Ok, so who wants to tell me what happened here?"

 

[Mab]

Neato!