Now your appetites have been wetted by Arndrea - here's a photo of Gay Icon LibDim Councillor Warner, having just emulated another gay icon - Mark Spitz.
The back story is this:
In a perennial battle to de-stabilise Brixton, Lambeth Council had just announced another major round of spending cuts in Autumn 1994 - in this case grants to "voluntary organisations". "In the Know" - now known as "DASL" was up for the chop.
In a fit of well-motivated panic and "we're all in this together", the trustees organised a sponsored swim at the Kings Acre school - probably turned into yuppy appartments long ago.
Your hardy "gayly iconic" councillor took to the pool with the other sponsored swimmers.
The reason the "stakeholders" are fully clothed is that the South London Press photographer was late - only arriving after the swim had been completed.
We foolishly agreed to dangle our fully clothed toes in the pool - for better effect. "No toe dangling, no picture!" the photographer said.
My thoughts today - look at the service people got out of their councillors back then. Can you imagine Donatus posing in his Long-Johns for the edification of the readers of the South London Press? Even Rachel goesn't get down and dirty like this, does she? And we got £2,000 p.a. for this plus £20 per meeting.
Our cabinet member colleagues now get £10,957 p.a. basic PLUS £2,368 - £64,824 "special responsibility allowance" depending on how high in the pecking order they are.
And they don't have to go to more than 4 full council meetings a year if they don't want to.
Co-operative MY ARSE!
P.S. I've still got that jumper!