Britain's got talent thread 2014

[barney_pig]

As there isn't one yet.
Anyone else watching?
Owl was depressing
God botherers had the advantage on being in tune.
But why does the camera keep focusing on one girl in the audience?

 

[twentythreedom]

Heh, I nearly started a thread just now too Was thinking "surely other urbs are watching this unspeakable madness and wish to pass comment"

 

[Espresso]

When I switched over I was a bit narked to see that the football was running late.
Then we got a man eating an onion and I decided I wanted the football back

 

[barney_pig]

The penalty shoot out was the best part of the programme so far

 

[twentythreedom]

Just.... Wtf

 

[twentythreedom]

"Patronising sad trancey music for the poor Ukrainian please"

 

[moomoo]

I liked the singers and the shiny ones.

 

[Geri]

I liked the singers and the shiny ones.

Me too.

 

[purenarcotic]

Ah, here's the sob story...

 

[Geri]

Love that girl's eyebrows!

 

[Geri]

Meh.

 

[barney_pig]

My wife is narrating as I am unable to watch.

 

[Mumbles274]

That was one of the most mental thins I have ever seen!

 

[aqua]

I want to do that when I'm 80

 

[Geri]

That was a WOW! moment alright.

 

[moomoo]

I want to do that when I'm 80

I'd quite like to be able to do it now.

 

[purenarcotic]

Insane, fucking fair play.

 

[barney_pig]

A testament to effectiveness of HRT

 

[Espresso]

When the Ukranian lit up crew were on, Simon's teeth were glowing in the dark.
Amanda needs to give over with the Botox.

 

[Welsh lad]

Dancing granny was the star of the show for me. Incredible.

 

[barney_pig]

Flat and shouty boy was flat and shouty

 

[Geri]

Simon Cowell was really mean to that bloke in the dance group. He wants to try looking in the mirror sometime.

 

[barney_pig]

Anyone isn't actually shitting themselves on stage seems to be voted through this series. The queen must be really looking forward to this years variety show.

 

[barney_pig]

Simon Cowell was really mean to that bloke in the dance group. He wants to try looking in the mirror sometime.

He was a bit like the graham norton charactor in father ted

 

[barney_pig]

I thought the 14yos voice was breaking in the middle of his song

 

[moomoo]

He's awful.

 

[Geri]

None of them blew me away tonight.