Bonkers conspiracy theories? Here's the site for you!
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farmerbarleymow
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Jorum said:
lol - they always tend to look atrocious don't they
silentNate
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farmerbarleymow
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silentNate said:
From the same site, about coke:
mmmm....tuna coke
Pingu said:
It is real all of it. Act now before it's too late, run into the streets and tell your neighbours, for my part I'll be spending the rest of the day constructing an anti Super Terror-Dactyl net in case any should fly over here. Tommorow I shall make an oxygen machine to replenish that which has been stolen, the bastards.
All together now:
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their fleece white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha
You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their fleece white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock eels
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
You know a site's bonkers when it's got a section titled: "WHY BREATHE?" and such useful advice as "But what if--when you test the oxygen in your home--there's not enough to breathe? Put up greenhouse windows and install as many leafy plants as you are willing to care for. They will excrete oxygen for you."
farmerbarleymow
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meanoldman said:
You would think the obvious solution to a badly ventilated house would to be simply open the windows
farmerbarleymow
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editor said:
Bugger - forgot about those pesky chem trails!
Right, I'm off to go and live in my newly-constructed pyramid
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One day you won't be laughing.
farmerbarleymow
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urb said:
I do try to laugh every day, but sometimes I don't
Col_Buendia
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I didn't realise Liz Talyor went military for her last lift & tuck?
"To understand this goal necessitates an understanding of the human soul, the Self (Christ or God within, if you like) and the connection between the two as related to the endocrine system functioning within each human host.
Pay close attention to these last words, as "host" indicates that there is a parasitic relationship to be established. Many UFO abductions are part of this op.
To begin with, we must understand that our intelligence agencies are operating at a very high level of OCCULT SKILL AND AWARENESS, as taught to them by their progenitors, the Nazis of old who were brought here in 1947 through 1953 via various operations, the most common known being operation Paper-Clip.
In short, any Intel agent of a G20 rating is a practicing black magician entirely "sold out," soul-wise, (via rites, rituals, and esoteric training in Long Island, Florida, and California) and are speaking plainly functioning black Adepts with a complete and unquestioned license to kill. "
"You may have already heard how several national parks have been designated as world biospheres - that's the plan for all of North America,a giant nature park and playground that will be devoid of annoying human beings (that would be us)."
This site is amazing.
Pay close attention to these last words, as "host" indicates that there is a parasitic relationship to be established. Many UFO abductions are part of this op.
To begin with, we must understand that our intelligence agencies are operating at a very high level of OCCULT SKILL AND AWARENESS, as taught to them by their progenitors, the Nazis of old who were brought here in 1947 through 1953 via various operations, the most common known being operation Paper-Clip.
In short, any Intel agent of a G20 rating is a practicing black magician entirely "sold out," soul-wise, (via rites, rituals, and esoteric training in Long Island, Florida, and California) and are speaking plainly functioning black Adepts with a complete and unquestioned license to kill. "
"You may have already heard how several national parks have been designated as world biospheres - that's the plan for all of North America,a giant nature park and playground that will be devoid of annoying human beings (that would be us)."
This site is amazing.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
meanoldman said:This site is amazing.
They are cleary very, very mad
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editor said:
Hey Mike, I got some tin foil for ya this time.
http://www.imagireal.com/gallery/foiled/IMG_0063_filtered
urb said:
What do you mean? Do you subscribe to any or all of this arrant nonsense?
If so, no doubt you'll condemn rationalist disbelief in/scepticism about such patent cobblers as being 'narrow minded' and condemn the debunkers of conspiritoid shite as showing 'over credulous evangelical belief in science'
Well I'd rather believe in science as a process - it is subject to being disproved, refined, altered in the light of facts and evidence.
Conspiracy theories of their very nature can't be disproved, or proved, based as they are only on mad speculation, selective 'facts', ignoring of incovenient likelyhoods in favour of insane outer-realms-of-possibilities, ignoral of Occams razor, etc etc etc. Based as they are so much on a conspiracist wanting to believe something in the face of multiple contradictions -- starting with a desired conclusion and ignoring any evidence there might be that contradicts it
Ever heard of common sense (which so many of these theories drive a coach and horses through)? Or is common sense something that the Government is brainwashing us into mindlessly subscribing to, to stop us 'knowing the truth'
Conspiracy theories discredit and make more difficult true investigation into real (rather than imagined) establishment lies. (Just before any conspiracy theorist accuses me of a blanket belief of the establishment, as I've so often been accused of before for laughing at their idiotic notions)
It's a joke? Isn't it? No, clearly not! Urb is a loon.
cynical_bastard
Mass Bowel Movement
Does that keep out CIA microwave weapons?
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William of Walworth said:
I am not able to respond with anything even remotely intelligent at this time.
The Dutch are fucked then!
farmerbarleymow
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ernestolynch said:
As are the poor sods who live in the flatlands of eastern England - Lincolnshire, Norfolk and the like. Quick, man the barricades to stop them getting near the Pennines
ah luvely......
the PROVEN FAKE photo,and film knocked up by a ufo program about how easy it is to FAKE ufo photos!!!!so the sites using a well known FAKE photo to prove ufos exist.....
same program,still FAKE.
now ya taking the piss,is run runner gonna jump out of this cartoon drawing!
nice looking computer generated battle ship there.....didnt know we had them in ww2
and probably the most important page on any ufo site...
http://www.abidemiracles.com/2203.htm
the PROVEN FAKE photo,and film knocked up by a ufo program about how easy it is to FAKE ufo photos!!!!so the sites using a well known FAKE photo to prove ufos exist.....
same program,still FAKE.
now ya taking the piss,is run runner gonna jump out of this cartoon drawing!
nice looking computer generated battle ship there.....didnt know we had them in ww2
and probably the most important page on any ufo site...
http://www.abidemiracles.com/2203.htm
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
that site is such a load of shit. Sadly, she's not the only one to believe in this crap - i saw a website of a Christian Church which accused aliens of controlling the world and being part of the new world order which was made by satan... The Pope was a Muslim as well, and was the right hand man of the Antichrist. the catholic church was the whore of babylon or some shit like that and was in leauge with the illuminati and the person who wrote the protocols...And the chosen ones who went to this church were going to be taken up to space by Jesus Christ himself, and saved from the evil catholic aliens which were trying to kill everyone...are you confused yet?Sadly evangelical religions do seem to have the effect of making their followers believe any old crap.
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